I am Not an Alcoholic. I'm a Bartender Doing Homework

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You get one day off a week. Odds are you have to do something at the bar anyway and are probably going to go there tonight to try and relax with a drink. Knowing full well you'll get stuck working somehow. If you get the chance to sit and have a drink, you can respond to patrons giving you shit about coming in on a day off by showing them your shirt and telling them you're just doing your homework.

This shirt, like all of our shirts here at All Bartending, is made in the USA. It contains both cotton and polyester so it won't shrink too much and will still stay soft. You're not an alcoholic. You're just doing your job.

• 100% fine jersey cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz (146 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double stitched
• Made in the USA

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48

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