Alcoholics Don't Run in My Family. They Stumble Around and Break Shit.

  • $24.99


Nothing like having uncle Ed come by the house "just to say hi". Next thing you know, your beer fridge is empty, your lamp is broken and he's passed out on the couch. Sleep tight uncle Ed.

Fitted, comfortable, and soft – this t-shirt was made just for you. And it can withstand several washings while maintaining its shape, so it's great for everyday wear!

• 100% fine jersey cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz (146 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double stitched
• Made in the USA

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48

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